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I Am A Dragon
02:39
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I am dragon but I don’t fly.
I don’t breath fire couldn’t roar if I tried.
I look like a human and I act like one too.
I am a dragon. I just don’t do what they do.
I am a dragon truth be told.
Formed in a volcano, I’m a thousand years old.
My ancestors are dragons. My family is too.
I am a dragon I just don’t do what they do.
I am a dragon (x2)
I eat cereal for breakfast. I wear pants and a shirt
My family eats people and they sleep in the dirt.
I sleep in clean sheets on my bed.
I don’t consider humans better off dead.
I am a dragon (x2)
I am a dragon. I can’t change my roots.
A cowboy’s still a cowboy if he takes off his boots.
I am a dragon even though I don’t wreak havoc.
I am a dragon, but I can’t stand it.
I am a dragon (x2)
I left home when I was only 95.
For a dragon, that’s barely alive.
I moved to the village and out of the cave.
Where I learned to speak, and I learned to bath.
I am a dragon (x4)
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2. |
High Five Yourself!
01:55
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INTRO
Sometimes people deserve high fives
I think we all deserve one now
So turn to your neighbor and give ‘em some skin
Everyone knows how (Now..)
CHORUS
High five yourself
High five your friend
High five your foot
And high five your head
(Repeat)
VERSE 1
Wake up in the morning give yourself a high five
For just getting out of bed and being alive
Give a high five to your brother and your sister as well
And if you’re an only child, then high five yourself
BRIDGE
Now high five
Oh everybody’s giving high fives
I feel so alive I just gotta give myself a high five
VERSE 3
You can high five when you dance
You can high five when you run
You can high five anytime just because it’s fun
You can fancy crazy tricky high five moves
Like spinning in a circle while still stayin’ in the groove
CHORUS
VERSE 4
You can high five when you eat
You can high five when you study
You can high five yourself or
High five a buddy
You can do fancy crazy tricky high five tricks
Like behind your back as you do a
triple axle backwards 900 upside-down inverted somersault apocalypse flip
CHORUS
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3. |
Gummy Bear Pancakes
03:16
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One morning making breakfast in my kitchen
Cup of coffee and Bisquick from the box
Ready to make plain buttermilk pancakes
or at least I thought
I was mixing up the batter like I do
When I heard a voice say, "What the matter with you?"
I turned around and I saw
A three foot gummy bear with gummy paws
So I paused, and she said,
"Why do you make gummy bear pancakes instead?"
Why don't we make gummy bear pancakes?
I'll invite over all my friends
Stacks and stacks of those yummy flapjacks
Gummy bear pancakes
Gummy bear pancakes!
The three foot gummy bear said her name was Gum Gum
I wanted to know where she had come from
She said she'd come from Gummy Bear Valley
And she'd brought her friends named Gary, Jane and Sally
We made a bunch of gummy bear pancakes
for breakfast and lunch
We'll share with you
Come on you can make gummy bear pancakes too
I can make a gummy bear pancake
Man, take this bag of gummy bears and shake
Them into the Bisquick batter
Artistic spatter of gummy bears everywhere
on this big platter
Why don't we make gummy bear pancakes?
A breakfast I highly recommend
Stacks and stacks of those yummy flapjacks
Gummy bear pancakes
Gummy bear pancakes!
Why don't we make gummy bear pancakes?
No other breakfast can contend
Stacks and stacks of those yummy flapjacks
Gummy bear pancakes
Gummy bear pancakes!
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4. |
Crazy Caveman Life
02:36
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I live in a cave
I paint on the walls
I have a long beard
I'm not very tall
I carry a club
I invented the wheel
I invented fire
I'm the real deal
Either he's crazy or a caveman!
I like to hunt mammoth
I wear sabertooth hide
My name is Ug
I lead my tribe
I don't wear shoes
Don't know what they are
You might think my lifestyle is bizarre
Either he's crazy or a caveman
And that's okay
You go right ahead, my friend
And live your crazy caveman life
Live your caveman life today
Telling stories around the fire
Throw more sticks onto the pyre
Check out my new granite tire
Don't take wheels for granted
Chisilin's required
Either he's crazy or a caveman
And that's okay
You go right ahead, my friend
And live your crazy caveman life
Live your caveman life today
Is he a neanderthal or homosapien?
Is that an ancient battle call or is he screaming just for fun?
Why is he shouting while he runs
He is still yelling; is he done?
Either he's crazy or a caveman
And that's okay
You go right ahead, my friend
And live your crazy caveman life
Live your caveman life today
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6. |
Alien Al
03:58
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Your flying saucer fell from the sky
I ran to see if you were okay
And when I saw that you had not died
I leapt and shouted, “Hooray! Hooray!”
I greeted you, my right hand extended.
You put your antennae on my face.
At that moment, I realized I’d befriended
An alien from outer space!
Chorus:
His new pal, Alien Al
BFF from a UFO
Evil red eyes, a villain in disguise
He wants to kill our hero but our hero doesn’t know
Al’s the best. He likes to play games.
Sometimes they can get a little out of hand.
Like dodge the lasers, examine human brains
And analyze mutant DNA strands
Alien Al is kinda weird
He took some hair from my grandpa’s beard
Now there’s another grandpa growing in a jar
Oh, Alien Al I think you’ve gone to far
Chorus
Today Al seemed a little out of tough
I guess it’s hard to explain
He was sharpening his scalpels and such
While taking x-rays of my brain
Then he layed me down on a table
He grinned and his eyes glowed red
Then he attached a few electric cables
To my hands and to my head
Chorus
Then I had a really crazy thought
What if Al didn’t think we were friends?
What if he’s trying to kill me, maybe not?
Holey mole, this is hard to comprehend!
My new pal, Alien Al
BFF from a UFO
Evil red eyes, a villain in disguise
He wanted to kill me but I didn’t know
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7. |
Monsters in Love
02:04
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Let's hide under beds together
Rampage the towns together
Let's pretend to be monsters forever
Monsters
Monsters in love
Your blue blue skin
And your red red eyes
Glow with ferocious
Love and surprise
The spikes on my skull
Tingle with anticipation
As you rise up from the swamp
With a righteous indignation
Let’s eat the farmer’s sheep together
And try to keep those clever
Humans from finding out
What we monsters are all about
We’re about love
We can scare the children
Out of their wits
We can tear this
whole word to bits
And we can be
Monsters in Love
In love
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8. |
Gnomadic Gnomes
03:07
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We fly in planes and ride in boats
We ride in trains and ride on goats
We walk around and ride on bikes
And we take the subway every night
Chorus:
Because we’re nomadic gnomes
We’re nomadic gnomes
We don’t have a home because we’re nomadic gnomes
We travel daily across the land
With drums and ukuleles in our band
Maybe take a submarine, maybe take a van
Lately I’ve been wondering where on earth I am.
Chorus
We’ve been to Alaska. We’ve been to Japan.
We’ve been to Nebraska. We’ve been to the Sudan.
We’ve been to Mexico. We’ve been to Peru.
We’ve been to Botswana and we wann go to the San Diego Zoo.
Chorus
We’ve been Austin. We’ve been to Qatar.
We’ve been to Boston. We’ve traveled very far.
We’ve been to Bangladesh. We’ve been to Madrid.
We even went to Canada. Yes, we did!
Chorus
We’re a democratic nomadic erratic fanatic tribe
With a systematic mechanical way to survive
We gnomes roam into the unknown
Never alone and no, we don’t own land
We just expand from Greenland to the Rio Grande
A full-blown vagabond band of half-grown gnomes
Known for wandering and squandering plans in favor
Of spontaneity, man
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9. |
Arthur the Unicorn
01:51
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10. |
That Cloud
02:15
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Toy Dinosaurs
02:14
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Toy dinosaurs battle on my dashboard and
I root for the triceratops because
He's less aggressive than his
nemesis the Tyrannosaurus Rex
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12. |
Coloring Book University
03:05
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I received my degree
From Coloring Book University
Alma Mater C.B.U.
We will be forever true
All hail our colors:
Red, Yellow, Orange, Purple, White, Green, Brown, Periwinkle and Blue
I majored in coloring and minored in coloring
Because that’s all you do at C.B.U.
You can take the Chemistry of Crayon Wax
And the required class Staying in the Lines
Which is of course a pre-requisite to
Shading Level Nine
My favorite class was Crayola History
The company was founded in 1909
Coloring should never be a mystery
No crayon left behind!
When I graduated from C.B.U.
I took up the only job I knew how to do
I colored coloring books and sold them on Ebay
Sometimes I would make fifteen cents a day
Eventually, I couldn’t pay the rent
All of my money had been spent
And when all my food was gone
I resorted to eating crayons
I decided I should no longer color
So I got a job where I muttered and I stuttered
Good evening, welcome to Gourmet Taiwan
Here’s a kid’s menu, would you like some cr-crayons?
That’s when I would break down and cry
I still missed Alma Mater C.B.U.
Without my colors, I could die!
Blue, Yellow, Pink, Purple, Orange, Razzle-dazzle Red, Macaroni and Cheese, and Midnight Blue
No crayon left behind (echo) X 1,000,000
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Will Parker San Antonio
Will Parker is a musician for kids "ages 1 to 100." During Will's whimsical and interactive shows, he plays guitar and harmonica and sings songs that open us up to the world of imagination while simultaneously validating the human experience. A fan favorite at each of Will's show is an improvised song based on topic suggestions from the audience. ... more
Will Parker recommends:
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Secret Agent 23 Skidoo's album Perfect Quirk has songs that combine positive messages with a great sense of humor. Plus, his rap skills are bomb.
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Animal Farm's music is fun, wholesome, engaging and carries positive and important messages.
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Season One
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This children’s record isn’t just for kids. Smoky soul grooves and bizarro pop chestnuts make for an entertaining listen.
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This Seattle duo explore the more darkly psychedelic side of indie rock on this retrospective album, covering songs recorded from 2009-2019.
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Songs for the Young, Old and In Between
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Hooky songs that will appeal to kids and grown-ups alike, smash-cutting the irreverence of The Moldy Peaches with wild psychedelia.
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