Your flying saucer fell from the sky
I ran to see if you were okay
And when I saw that you had not died
I leapt and shouted, “Hooray! Hooray!”

I greeted you, my right hand extended.
You put your antennae on my face.
At that moment, I realized I’d befriended
An alien from outer space!

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His new pal, Alien Al
BFF from a UFO
Evil red eyes, a villain in disguise
He wants to kill our hero but our hero doesn’t know

Al’s the best. He likes to play games.
Sometimes they can get a little out of hand.
Like dodge the lasers, examine human brains
And analyze mutant DNA strands

Alien Al is kinda weird
He took some hair from my grandpa’s beard
Now there’s another grandpa growing in a jar
Oh, Alien Al I think you’ve gone to far

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Today Al seemed a little out of tough
I guess it’s hard to explain
He was sharpening his scalpels and such
While taking x-rays of my brain

Then he layed me down on a table
He grinned and his eyes glowed red
Then he attached a few electric cables
To my hands and to my head

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Then I had a really crazy thought
What if Al didn’t think we were friends?
What if he’s trying to kill me, maybe not?
Holey mole, this is hard to comprehend!

My new pal, Alien Al
BFF from a UFO
Evil red eyes, a villain in disguise
He wanted to kill me but I didn’t know