Animal Maniac

from by Will Parker

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Listen up, I'm at it again
I got another rap for my animal friends
Protecting their rep because they're misunderstood
You know myths and misconceptions never did any good.

Maniac! Back to the animals. Facts you lack about amphibians and mammals. Let me correct some misconceptions, if you can trust my myth-busting intentions.

People may mention a poisonous snake
You should say venomous, an easy mistake
Most folks may think bats are blind
But bats can see completely fine
Earwigs don't live inside your ears
Ostrich won't hide its head in fear
Sheep and pigs are intelligent
Just like elephants
And owls ain't wise
Big eyes are irrelevant

I'm an animal maniac
He's an animal brainiac X2

Listen you've been missing facts if you've been listening to myths
If you've been misinformed I ask for you to take to task the bits
of false information, spread across the nation, understand the animals
and revel in creation

Bulls don't charge the color red
They're charging that fast movement instead
And daddy long legs is not a venomous spider
Its a fangless arachnid with not venom insider her
There's not a bunch of water in a camel's hump
That hump stores fat and that's enough
Canines being color blind just ain't true
Did you know that dogs can see blue?

A mother bird won't abandon her baby
Because of the scent left when touched by a kid, man or lady
Turkeys don't drown in the rain
And goldfish can store more than three seconds of memory in their brain

I'm an animal maniac
He's an animal brainiac X2

Now we're animal maniacs
Now you're animal brainiacs X2

Now we're animal maniacs!


from Animal Maniac, released June 1, 2017


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Will Parker San Antonio

Will Parker is a musician for kids "ages 1 to 100." During Will's whimsical and interactive shows, he plays guitar and harmonica and sings songs that open us up to the world of imagination while simultaneously validating the human experience. A fan favorite at each of Will's show is an improvised song based on topic suggestions from the audience. ... more

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