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Welcome to Imagine Land
01:26
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Welcome to Imagine Land
We’re so glad you’re here
Come on and jam with the Make Believe Band
And watch the world appear!
It’s so much in Imagine Land!
We dance and sing all day.
Jamming out with our friends.
Imagination is the way!
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2. |
I'm a Dragon
03:31
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Pizza Knights
04:45
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We are the Pizza Knights
We pizza pizza every night
We are the Pizza Knights
We pizza pizza right
We are the Pizza Knights
We fight for justice, truth and right
By hosting pizza night
We pizza every night
Come one, come all! And hear my testimony
We are the bravest in all the land
The kingdom’s in good hands
I’m the leader of the clan.
I remain faithfully yours, Sir Pepperoni
We are the Pizza Knights
And we cordially invite
Everyone to pizza night
The party will delight
We are the Pizza Knights
We love pizza! Let’s unite!
And have a pizza night
We’re pizza pals for life
I am bold and daring, courageous as a lion
While pineapple’s controversial
And not exactly universal
Still a top notch morsel
I am the Brave Hawaiian
We are the Pizza Knights
We don’t use a fork or knife
As loyal Pizza Knights
It’s always hand to slice
We are the Pizza Knights
We love pizza with all our might
Long live the Pizza Knights
The pizza future’s bright
I can hear destiny beckoning
I’m a legend, I’m a king
For me, the people sing
My skills are bursting at the seams
My loyal fans all scream
The most chivalrous, I’m deemed
Consistently the MVP
Universally esteemed
[GET ON WITH IT]
To have a topping spread like me,
Most can only dream
I am Lord Supreme!
We are the Pizza Knights
My fame and glory’s at its height
Dude, you’re just a Pizza Knight
So let’s just have fun, all right?
We are the Pizza Knights
Our reputations good despite
Some of the Pizza Knights
Who boast and brag all night
What binds these knights together?
What holds them fast in bonds of peace?
Is it their love for pizza? For parties? No!
What unites these knights is cheese!
We are the cheesey knights
We fight for justice, cheese and right
Long cheese the cheesey knights
There’s cheese in every bite
Cheese cheese the cheesey chsee
Cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese
Cheese cheese for cheese on cheese
Cheesy Cheesey Cheese!
[Don’t forget me!]
I am a colorful and easy going fellow
I’m wiggiy and cool
Served cold as a rule
Popular in schools
I’m a bowl of jello!
[What? Jello isn’t pizza! Who do you think you are!?]
He’s not a pizza knight
We’re not a bunch of troglodytes
We’re proper Pizza Knights
We pizza pizza right
I could be a Pizza Knight
Just put jello on pizza, right?
Now I’m a Pizza Knight
Now he’s a Pizza Knight!
[Congratulations Sir Jello! Jello Pizza for all!]
We are the Pizza Knights
And we cordially invite
Everyone to pizza night
We pizza every night
We are the Pizza Knights
We fight for justice, truth and right
By hosting pizza night
Hooray for Pizza Knights!
We are the Pizza Knights
We fight for justice, truth and right
By hosting pizza night
Hooray for Pizza Knights!
Hooray for Pizza Knights!
Hooray for Pizza Knights!
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Bilgus the Swamp Dwarf
04:37
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I made some new friends
And I couldn’t wait
To have them over
So they could meet my new roommate
As we were talking,
We heard a loud sound
Like a bag of bricks
Hitting in the solid ground
They said what was that
And I said do not worry
That is just my friend
They said what’s the story and I said
His name is Bilgus
He’s a Swamp Dwarf
He’s from the swamp, but he lives on my back porch
He feasts on spiders
And smells like dirty socks
Stays up late yodeling
He’s the coolest pal I’ve got!
Bilgus Bilgus Bilgus Bilgus - Bilgus the Swamp Dwarf (x4)
My friends were puzzled. They just couldn’t see
Why I liked Bilgus and his eccentricities
Like cooking pondscum with Salamander sweat
You may think it’s gross, but you haven’t tried it yet
He also has a baby werewolf living in his beard
His name is Scragglefoot, but there’s no need to fear (cause he’s a baby)
His name is Bilgus
He’s a Swamp Dwarf
He’s from the swamp, but he lives on my back porch
Only has three teeth and mushrooms in his hair
A crystal scepter, there’s no one that can compare
Bilgus Bilgus Bilgus Bilgus - Bilgus the Swamp Dwarf (x4)
He used to be king of the bog
But the city came in, drained the marsh
And turned the trees to logs
They built some condos and a mall
It was such a pretty swamp
But they destroyed it all
Bilgus and his friends all had to flee
And that’s how he and Scragglefoot
Found their way to me…
At first it was weird with him and his beard
Living on my porch
But now I can see, it’s real easy
To befriend a swamp dwarf
I wouldn’t trade the friendship we’ve made
For a clean and tidy place
I confess, I don’t mind the mess
Everyone deserves a space
Just then, Bilgus burst through the wall, and to our delight, he started dancing, as we all sang…
Bilgus Bilgus Bilgus Bilgus - Bilgus the Swamp Dwarf (x4)
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5. |
Unicorn on a Unicycle
03:19
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Unicorn on a unicycle (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a pogo stick (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a choo choo train (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a jet plane (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a surfboard (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a tightrope (x3)
Oh now, we all fell down!
Unicorn in a sleeping bag (x3)
Make some snoring sounds…
Zzzzzz..zZZZZ.zzzzZZZ
(Cockadoodle do!)
(Now super speed!)
Unicorn on a unicycle (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a pogo stick (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a surfboard (x3)
You can really get around!
Unicorn on a tightrope (x3)
Take your final bow!
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6. |
Nomadic Gnomes
03:08
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All my friends are robots
Oh, oh it's true
All my friends are robots
And I'm pretty sure that you're a robot too
It's my birthday but I don't need a theme
since all of my friends are A.I. machines
They still have feelings, they still have hearts,
even though they're made of bionic parts
Marcus only eats copper wire
Juana talks in monotone
Randall's ears can shoot out fire
And Martha's fists can break through stone
All my friends are robots
Oh, oh it’s true.
All my friends are robots
And I'm pretty sure that you're a robot too
Intelligence may be artificial
That won't stop us, no!
Whether you fire lasers or missiles,
practice robot self-control
As I stand here at my party
My robot friends all around
I look down at my body
I realize I'm one of them
I'm made of metal and I make robot sounds
(Robot Sounds)
All my friends are robots
Oh, oh it's true
All my friends are robots
And I don’t really mind that I’m a robot too
All my friends are robots
Oh, oh it's true
All my friends are robots
And it’s pretty clear that we’re all robots too
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9. |
The Fairy Lobster Anthem
04:54
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10. |
Wizard Pig
03:08
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Who could it be coming over the mountains?
Who could it be coming down the path?
Who could it be headed straight toward us?
With his floppy hat and with his staff…
Oh, I think this is gonna be big
It’s Wizard Pig
Who’s coming toward us on his broomstick?
Who’s coming toward us with a twinkle in his eye?
Who’s coming toward us with magic in his heart?
Who can shake the earth and light up the sky?
Oh, I think this is gonna be big
It’s Wizard Pig
Wizard Pig x4
I have heard your cry for help
I’ve just come from the farm
Thanks to my magic spells
There’s no need for alarm
The cow is now a moose. The moose is now a snake.
The chickens are racoons and the broom is now a rake.
The hen is now a fox. The fox is now a cake.
Owl’s now an ox and your socks are in a different state!
[Wizard Pig...that’s not actually helpful! You’re just changing stuff into other stuff!]
The tractor is a donut. The pig pen is a bouncy house.
The barn is now a ball pit and the farmer is a tiny mouse.
[WHAT?!] - Here comes the farmer!
Tomatoes are potatoes, the potatoes are now clocks
I ate all of those olives and he turned them into rocks
My pitchfork is a spoon...this isn’t very nice
Wizard Pig, oh why did you turn us into mice?
WP: [You’re Welcome!]
I’m Wizard Pig
Wizard Pig Wizard Pig
I’m Wizard Pig
Wizard Pig Wizard Pig
[Y’all, I don’t think Wizard Pig is gonna be able to help us. Let’s get out of here before he turns us all into swiss cheese or something.]
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It was late Thursday night. I hadn’t had a case in 6 months
and I decided to hang up my hat from the deep sea.
Didn’t seem to be any more mysteries to solve in my neck of the ocean --
or all Imagine Land for that matter.
I’d closed the case on who stole the sprinkles from Billy’s cupcake.
It turns out he ate them.
And who put the string of Christmas lights up in the middle of April.
Turns out they just never took them down--the lazy bottom feeders.
So that was it. No more cases. Time to retire.
I’d like to do some gardening
With my octopus neighbor named Olli
I’m ready to take it easy
Maybe finally get to know the sponge who lives across the street
My oh my, won’t that be nice
Nothing could pull me out now of this retirement paradise
We need you...Rainbow Mermaid Detective Jones
We need you...We’ve got a case to crack.
We need you...Rainbow Mermaid Detective Jones
We need you...Please come back.
I can’t save Imagine Land
I’ve never even seen an imagination hat
I wish I could lend a helping hand
But you’re gonna need someone else for that
Characters: You know--come to think of it. I’ve never seen an imagination hat either.
Me neither--none of us have!
RMDJ: Do you think they’re invisible?
Characters: Yes! They must be!
RMDJ: Well I think this case is already close to cracked!
Ok. I’ll come out of retirement. But just for 60 seconds!
Characters: Wow--great! Yay!
If these imagine hats are invisible
Could they be imaginary too?
Yes, why that seems very possible
Well then, I know exactly what you should do
Imagine the imagination hats
I can’t believe we didn’t think of that!
So put on our imagination hat and use your mind
To imagine all kinds of things
It’s easy if you try...
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12. |
Imagine Time
03:00
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CHORUS:
What kind of stuff can you make up?
What comes to your mind?
What kind of stuff can you make up?
It’s Imagine Time!
In this land of imaginary things
There are talking planes
There’s also cheese that sings and sings
And the trash cans all have manes
I could think of something crazy
Like a monster kitten
And a crazy lazy yodeling daisy
With an Elephant-Chicken
CHORUS
I’m a racecar made of mud
I drive at the speed of light
My fuel is radioactive bugs
So I can drive all night
I’m a taco with lots of feelings
And I’m feeling sad
But since I love tacos and I’m a taco
It’s really not that bad
CHORUS
<Instrumental Verses>
CHORUS
I can see a castle
made of rainbow taffy pie
and puffy clouds of cotton candy
floating through the sky.
I can see a giant hairy octopus
With a million eyes
Playing racquetball with rattlesnakes
And winning every time
CHORUS
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Kitty Cat Parade
03:56
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Here comes the kitty parade
Here comes the kitty parade
Down the streets of our city
Here come the marvelous kitties
Make way, make way
For the kitty parade
And we sing
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, moew, meow, meow, moew
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14. |
High Five Yourself!
02:25
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INTRO
Sometimes people deserve high fives
I think we all deserve one now
So turn to your neighbor and give ‘em some skin
Everyone knows how (Now..)
CHORUS
High five yourself
High five your friend
High five your foot
And high five your head
(Repeat)
VERSE 1
Wake up in the morning give yourself a high five
For just getting out of bed and being alive
Give a high five to your brother and your sister as well
And if you’re an only child, then high five yourself
BRIDGE
Now high five
Oh everybody’s giving high fives
I feel so alive I just gotta give myself a high five
VERSE 3
You can high five when you dance
You can high five when you run
You can high five anytime just because it’s fun
You can fancy crazy tricky high five moves
Like spinning in a circle while still stayin’ in the groove
CHORUS
VERSE 4
You can high five when you eat
You can high five when you study
You can high five yourself or
High five a buddy
You can do fancy crazy tricky high five tricks
Like spinning in a circle as you do an upside down backwards inverted somersault super duper amazing fantastic having a wonderful time here in Imagine Land flip!
CHORUS
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Will Parker San Antonio
Will Parker is a musician for kids "ages 1 to 100." During Will's whimsical and interactive shows, he plays guitar and harmonica and sings songs that open us up to the world of imagination while simultaneously validating the human experience. A fan favorite at each of Will's show is an improvised song based on topic suggestions from the audience. ... more
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